Spanish for guiris

There’s always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don’t know how to say it, don’t worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you can’t speak Spanish, we’ll be helpful in your learning. We took some common phrases, just try and you’re gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you.